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[huaaaaagh]

Why wouldn't it matter?

[Feelings are important!! He should know, he's the worst at them. He's not even trolling at this moment. Briefly.]

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Because no matter how I feel about her, she isn't here. And I'm not likely to see her again any time soon.

[huaaaaagh]

Mm...

[Kirito ponders that for all of two seconds before shaking his head.]

No, it still matters. When someone's that important, how you feel will always matter.

[He says it like it's an unshakeable fact, completely serious.]

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[She shrugs.]

It doesn't matter. I'm in love with her, but back at home, I was too fucked up by everything to ever let it go anywhere past friends with benefits, and now she's gone and the Atroma are keeping me from the only way to bring her back.

[HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT CASUAL TMI BOMB IN THERE]

[huaaaaagh]

[Oof, getting heavy again.

Let's fix that.]

Friends... with benefits?

[Sheltered nerd child! Sorry, Night.]

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Yes. That is what I said.

[huaaaaagh]

[????]

I don't know what that means.

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...

You don't.

[huaaaaagh]

Obviously, since I asked.

[LOOK HE WAS LOCKED OUT OF THE INTERNET AT AGE 14 HE COULDN'T GOOGLE THIS SHIT]

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[OH MY GOD WHY THIS

she just. puts her face in her hands.]

It means 'friends who sometimes have sex without any deeper relationship'.

[huaaaaagh]

[...........

WOW PEOPLE DO THAT REALLY]

I... I see... benefits...

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Don't give me that look, you saw my memories, did you not see how hot she is?!

[huaaaaagh]

[WAIT IS THAT SUBJECT NOT OFF-LIMITS]

I-I wasn't thinking about that at the time!

[Historically shit at noticing when girls are hot except for his extra-hot girlfriend]

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[WHEN I CAN USE IT TO DEFEND MYSELF, IT'S NOT]

Okay, well, she is ridiculously attractive.

[huaaaaagh]

Okay, okay, she's good-looking. What about it?

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So it wasn't weird.

[huaaaaagh]

I didn't say it was weird!

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You were giving me that weird look!

[huaaaaagh]

I just didn't know it was, you know, a thing!

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Why would it not be a thing?

[huaaaaagh]

[......]

In case you can't tell by looking, I'm not an expert on the subject.

[His understanding of sex is that it's a really rad way to make Asuna all kinds of noisy-happy and that- actually that's pretty much it.]

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You are a teenage boy. I am no expert on those, but I'm told they generally tend to be all about fucking.

[huaaaaagh]

...I had... different priorities...?

[Death game. Sure was a thing. also minimal sex drive evidently]

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I guess so, but...

[thunks head down on table.]

Why am I explaining this.

[huaaaaagh]

You can stop now, I understand!

[can we cease talking about sex for like, ever]