[HE HAD TO GO THROUGH AN ADULT SHOP WITH MIKLEO NIGHTINGALE. HE HAD TO BUY HIM AN ADULT BOOK. It was scarring]
clay and i were on a date, having dinner. they found us and decided to join us. so we asked about them and then had to explain what you do on a date, and how that's different from hanging out with friends.
They are so sexually repressed I am kind of unsure if they would even know what to do if they tried anything. Not to mention sheltered. And apparently have no interest in romance unless it happened a thousand years ago and there's a book about it.
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But who?
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mikleo just admitted it.
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[There's a long pause, and then.]
Wait.
Does that mean they weren't before?!
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apparently they didn't know what dating meant!! so we explained it and mikleo went oh we're dating and kissed sorey
and now soreys talking about being embarrassed.
[Yes he is livetweeting this shit]
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I'm happy for them, but with how often they denied it before, I kind of want to kick them too.
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How did this come up, anyway?
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[HE HAD TO GO THROUGH AN ADULT SHOP WITH MIKLEO NIGHTINGALE. HE HAD TO BUY HIM AN ADULT BOOK. It was scarring]
clay and i were on a date, having dinner. they found us and decided to join us. so we asked about them and then had to explain what you do on a date, and how that's different from hanging out with friends.
they had no idea there was a difference.
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Should I congratulate them or should I wait for them to announce it first?
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Go ahead and congratulate them. It'll be ages before they figure out official announcements.
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Okay, in a bit.
First I have to tell Opal there's someone even worse at this than we were.
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But not entirely undeserved.
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They're both smart boys! Very book smart! They're just...I don't know, maybe very sheltered?
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Not to mention sheltered.
And apparently have no interest in romance unless it happened a thousand years ago and there's a book about it.
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A few months ago, we went into...er, an adult store with Mikleo. And the only thing he wanted me to buy him was a book.
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