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i wouldn't stop you!! not after all i've been through!!

You've had it rough with them, too, huh? How did this come up, anyway?

rough's putting it lightly.

[HE HAD TO GO THROUGH AN ADULT SHOP WITH MIKLEO NIGHTINGALE. HE HAD TO BUY HIM AN ADULT BOOK. It was scarring]

clay and i were on a date, having dinner. they found us and decided to join us. so we asked about them and then had to explain what you do on a date, and how that's different from hanging out with friends.

they had no idea there was a difference.

That sounds irritatingly like them. Should I congratulate them or should I wait for them to announce it first?

Sorey just yelled and yanked his cloak over his head because Mikleo kissed him on the cheek.

Go ahead and congratulate them. It'll be ages before they figure out official announcements.

[... oh my god.]

Okay, in a bit. First I have to tell Opal there's someone even worse at this than we were.

Yeah, okay. Congratulations to you both for not being the worst.

That's rude. But not entirely undeserved.

I meant it in a nice way!

That can be nice?

Yes! Because you aren't the worst at this, when you thought you were!

That should say a lot about them, honestly.

I know.

They're both smart boys! Very book smart! They're just...I don't know, maybe very sheltered?

They are so sexually repressed I am kind of unsure if they would even know what to do if they tried anything. Not to mention sheltered. And apparently have no interest in romance unless it happened a thousand years ago and there's a book about it.

You're not wrong.

A few months ago, we went into...er, an adult store with Mikleo. And the only thing he wanted me to buy him was a book.

I have so many questions right now.

W-What's that supposed to mean?!

Why did you go into an adult store with Mikleo?!

It's not like I wanted to!! He ran in there!!

Why did he run in there?!

[He'd sigh if it could be heard over text]

He ran into us in front of the store and...something made him really want to go inside. I don't really remember what.

[Okay that's not completely true but like hell is he going to say it]

He didn't know what the store was, so we went in after him to check on him. That's all.

For fuck's sake. Aren't those two giant history nerds? How much of history is all about sex? Shouldn't they know about what a damn adult store is?

I don't know. They were raised in a small village by a man they call Gramps. I doubt those sort of topics were covered.

That's a pretty important topic to not cover!

Maybe it isn't for Seraph, I don't know. It's not like I plan to teach them this stuff either.

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