IC contact post!

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[IC contact post for Drift Fleet!]

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[experiencepoints]

[... oh my god.]

Okay, in a bit.
First I have to tell Opal there's someone even worse at this than we were.

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[save_the_souls]

Yeah, okay. Congratulations to you both for not being the worst.

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[experiencepoints]

That's rude.
But not entirely undeserved.

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[save_the_souls]

I meant it in a nice way!

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[experiencepoints]

That can be nice?

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[save_the_souls]

Yes! Because you aren't the worst at this, when you thought you were!

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[experiencepoints]

That should say a lot about them, honestly.

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[save_the_souls]

I know.

They're both smart boys! Very book smart! They're just...I don't know, maybe very sheltered?

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[experiencepoints]

They are so sexually repressed I am kind of unsure if they would even know what to do if they tried anything.
Not to mention sheltered.
And apparently have no interest in romance unless it happened a thousand years ago and there's a book about it.

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[save_the_souls]

You're not wrong.

A few months ago, we went into...er, an adult store with Mikleo. And the only thing he wanted me to buy him was a book.

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[experiencepoints]

I have so many questions right now.

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[save_the_souls]

W-What's that supposed to mean?!

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[experiencepoints]

Why did you go into an adult store with Mikleo?!

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[save_the_souls]

It's not like I wanted to!! He ran in there!!

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[experiencepoints]

Why did he run in there?!

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[save_the_souls]

[He'd sigh if it could be heard over text]

He ran into us in front of the store and...something made him really want to go inside. I don't really remember what.

[Okay that's not completely true but like hell is he going to say it]

He didn't know what the store was, so we went in after him to check on him. That's all.

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[experiencepoints]

For fuck's sake.
Aren't those two giant history nerds?
How much of history is all about sex?
Shouldn't they know about what a damn adult store is?

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[save_the_souls]

I don't know. They were raised in a small village by a man they call Gramps. I doubt those sort of topics were covered.

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[experiencepoints]

That's a pretty important topic to not cover!

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[save_the_souls]

Maybe it isn't for Seraph, I don't know. It's not like I plan to teach them this stuff either.

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[experiencepoints]

You realize someone has to.

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[save_the_souls]

No.

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[experiencepoints]

Allen.
If they don't even know what an adult store is, do you think they know what the limits of public decency are?
Especially for Sorey, since almost no one can even see Mikleo?

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[save_the_souls]

Don't give me that. You teach them if you're worried.

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[experiencepoints]

I'm pretty sure there's more to teach them, and I have zero experience with the kind of equipment they'd be working with.