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[IC contact post for Drift Fleet!]

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[huaaaaagh]

[Oof, getting heavy again.

Let's fix that.]

Friends... with benefits?

[Sheltered nerd child! Sorry, Night.]

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Yes. That is what I said.

[huaaaaagh]

[????]

I don't know what that means.

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...

You don't.

[huaaaaagh]

Obviously, since I asked.

[LOOK HE WAS LOCKED OUT OF THE INTERNET AT AGE 14 HE COULDN'T GOOGLE THIS SHIT]

[experiencepoints]

[OH MY GOD WHY THIS

she just. puts her face in her hands.]

It means 'friends who sometimes have sex without any deeper relationship'.

[huaaaaagh]

[...........

WOW PEOPLE DO THAT REALLY]

I... I see... benefits...

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Don't give me that look, you saw my memories, did you not see how hot she is?!

[huaaaaagh]

[WAIT IS THAT SUBJECT NOT OFF-LIMITS]

I-I wasn't thinking about that at the time!

[Historically shit at noticing when girls are hot except for his extra-hot girlfriend]

[experiencepoints]

[WHEN I CAN USE IT TO DEFEND MYSELF, IT'S NOT]

Okay, well, she is ridiculously attractive.

[huaaaaagh]

Okay, okay, she's good-looking. What about it?

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So it wasn't weird.

[huaaaaagh]

I didn't say it was weird!

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You were giving me that weird look!

[huaaaaagh]

I just didn't know it was, you know, a thing!

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Why would it not be a thing?

[huaaaaagh]

[......]

In case you can't tell by looking, I'm not an expert on the subject.

[His understanding of sex is that it's a really rad way to make Asuna all kinds of noisy-happy and that- actually that's pretty much it.]

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You are a teenage boy. I am no expert on those, but I'm told they generally tend to be all about fucking.

[huaaaaagh]

...I had... different priorities...?

[Death game. Sure was a thing. also minimal sex drive evidently]

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I guess so, but...

[thunks head down on table.]

Why am I explaining this.

[huaaaaagh]

You can stop now, I understand!

[can we cease talking about sex for like, ever]

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Yeah I'm done.

[so now she's got the impressing your girlfriend is never getting any ever and feels mildly sorry for her.]

[huaaaaagh]

[Well. She's probably not getting any since they got back to the real world and are living under parental supervision, but... anyway.

He coughs awkwardly into a fist.]

So, um... as weird as this got... thanks. For coming out with me today.

[experiencepoints]

No problem. I should be the one thanking you, I don't often get chances like this to just... spend time with friends. The invitation... means a lot.

[huaaaaagh]

[Wow, now he's really glad he called her.]

Maybe we should make this a regular thing. At the very least, if you ever want to go somewhere and just hang out, don't hesitate to call.

[He's pathetic enough that chances are he'll be free, anyway.]