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[experiencepoints]

[THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY SILLY POST FOR THREADING THINGS IN CECILIA'S REALM]

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[experiencepoints]

[OKAY SO

SOMETIME AFTER THAT

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. THIS TIME I WON'T GET DERAILED BY TERRIBLE THINGS. THIS TIME FOR SURE.]

[reachfortheskies]

[ Today, Bluebird is sorting through stacks upon stacks of gathered medicinals! She's thoroughly absorbed in her work, and doesn't seem to notice that there's a visitor. ]

[ DO YOU APPROACH ]

[experiencepoints]

[i really should have had a plan

instead, a sudden ~strange wind~ is going to blow in Bluebird's face and pick up one of those stacks, sending it flying away




to nightingale, of course, if she couldn't guess from how it didn't disturb any of the other stacks]

[reachfortheskies]

[ BUT ]

Ah! No, no—

[ Tries to grab the stack, only to stop, very suddenly and abruptly, when she spots Nightingale. ]

... Was that necessary??

[experiencepoints]

[plucks it right out of the air!]

Absolutely. You should see the look on your face.

[reachfortheskies]

[ grumps ]

You'd better hope that they're all still in order.

[ Hops to her feet, dusting the grass off her leggings ]

[experiencepoints]

Oh, tragic, I seem to have gotten them all mixed up. What a pity.

[she hasn't- the individual pieces haven't moved. but it's vanishing into her inventory before bluebird can get a close look.]

[reachfortheskies]

[ ... ]

[ SO WHAT IF I JUST TRY TO TURN YOU INTO A PRETZEL ]

[experiencepoints]

[ABORT

ABORT MISSION, NOT AS PLANNED, HELP, OH GOD WHY THIS]

Hey- Calm down- Wait a minute-!

[reachfortheskies]

You started this, Nightingale!

[ CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW A PRETZEL ]

[experiencepoints]

[honestly she's probably more flexible now so easier to pretzel with HOW OFTEN THIS FUCKING HAPPENS OH GOD WHY DOES SHE NEVER LEARN]

Fuck- I surrender already!

[reachfortheskies]

Can I have my medicines back?

[ pretzel will continue until drugs are back in my possession, ok ]

[experiencepoints]

Here-!

[holding them again]

[unlocksmith]

[SO HEY]

[GUESS WHO IS EAVESDROPPING ON YOUR CONVERSATION]

[while he sits nearby and carves a raptor figure out of a chunk of wood]

[experiencepoints]

[well

she appears to have not noticed your presence

so the heart dumping is happening]

[unlocksmith]

[SO THE HEART DUMPING IS INDEED HAPPENING]

[well at least he's not interrupting? just. you know. listening in on a conversation he's not a part of]

[rude]

[experiencepoints]

[well

i mean after feelings are done i'm getting suplexed

you could help]

[unlocksmith]

[. . . no way this is entertaining as heck]

[POPCORN.GIF. WITHOUT THE POPCORN]

[experiencepoints]

[EAT A DICK, SPARK]

[unlocksmith]

[NO THANK U, I'M NOT INTO THAT]

[experiencepoints]

[let bluebird teach you the wonders of pegging]

[unlocksmith]

[i]












[i don't know what witty thing i should say to that]

[experiencepoints]

[i win]

[unlocksmith]

[no you don't]

[bluebird still supplexed you]

[experiencepoints]

[YES WELL

SHUT UP]