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[if you make out with me while we're both naked and in the bath that might get weird.]

I'm not really.

[I would rather not do it either hence the deletion of feelings]

What makes--[STOPS.]

--I would disagree.

... I had this conversation with Belt once.

Then far be it from me to make you rehash it.

What is important is that I wish to be your friend, and as a result find you incredibly interesting.

... Almost exactly like this.

...ah.

Is that bad?

I'm not sure.

Well then... if I may diverge from previous possible conversations...

You are outvoted, 2-1. Ergo, you are democratically deemed interesting.

You've got bad taste.

Do not insult yourself in such a manner. I have already noticed several of your positive qualities.

... That's why I'm telling you you have bad taste.

Nightingale... while Apollo, Isa and Coco might have bad taste, I can assure you that my own is exquisitely refined. If you interest me, it is because you are interesting. Further, if I state that you have positive qualities then I have found some.

I'm calling bullshit.

Shall I shout objection and present evidence? It is a specialty of mine.

Please don't shout.

Then I shall say it:

Objection. You are incredibly symmetrical and overall lacking in notable blemishes or disfiguring scars or tattoos. Combined with your youth, you are empirically attractive. Speaking to your personality, I do not yet know you well but you seem to be largely upfront, if perhaps cynical. It is not a bad thing.

...

Okay, people keep saying I'm attractive here, which I still don't buy, but that has to be the most bizarre way I've heard it said.

It is true, is it not? Speaking superficially, most people have a preference for symmetry. Depending on culture, your hair and eye color may also be considered highly desirable traits in a partner.

...

I don't even know how to react to this.

Generally this is the point where you attempt to find a contradiction in my claim, or else present new evidence which disproves it.

Even if you were right, which you aren't, looking nice doesn't make up for a shitty personality.

A point on which I certainly agree. In that case, we shall move on to your personality.

I have not yet seen anything particularly shitty.

You've barely met me.

Meaning that you have mastered the art of the first impression, which is key to appearing attractive. It is incredibly difficult to overcome the stigma associated with a poor first impression.

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Would it be rude if I started laughing in your face?

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