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[robitussin]

i don't look like an elf do i??

wait

is that racist idk

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[experiencepoints]

Not really?
I mean, you don't look like an elf.
You're missing the ears and the color scheme.

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[robitussin]

i have literally the same face as an elf

don't call her an elf btw she might freak

she cut off part of her ears i guess she really hates elves

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[experiencepoints]

If they're like the elves in my world I can kind of guess why.
(^=˃ᆺ˂)
But I'll keep that in mind.

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[robitussin]

what are the elves in your world like

[let's engage in casual conversation and pretend everything is normal]

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[experiencepoints]

Well.
The ones who live in the cities are normal people.
The ones who stay in the forests tend to do things like kill anyone who steps foot in their forest.
I only remember hearing bits and pieces from Araj.

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[robitussin]

oh my fucking god

95% sure she was a murder elf

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[experiencepoints]

Not quite sure.
The forest elves were a little... strange.
Women didn't do things like that, basically.
Or much of anything, from the sounds of it.

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[robitussin]

fifties housewife murder elf

awesome

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[experiencepoints]

Maybe, anyway.
Should I avoid her?

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[robitussin]

not really my business what you do

just wanted to give you a heads up that she isn't me

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[experiencepoints]

[... damn. There's a pause before she can reply to that.]

Okay.
Thanks for letting me know.

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[robitussin]

wait

that isn't what i meant i just

that was about 9000% more bitchy than i meant it to be