Gray Nightingale (Aiya) ([personal profile] experiencepoints) wrote2024-09-26 09:21 pm

IC contact post!

[IC contact post for Drift Fleet!]
huaaaaagh: <user name=headset> (why no i won't share my lunch with you)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're confusing "bad" with "great".
huaaaaagh: (it's not like it's a problem)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[....Wow. That... sure is a shoe store. He's vaguely terrified.]

Should, uh. Should I wait outside?

[THAT'S TOO MANY SHOES, NIGHTINGALE]
huaaaaagh: <user name=fontech> (so... chicken or beef?)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well... usually I just wear the light stuff, so it doesn't mess with my movement speed. So probably some sturdy combat boots would be fine.

[Now he's actually thinking about it. Could he find a nice dark leather coat somewhere on the station like the ones he usually wears in his games...?]
Edited 2016-02-10 08:50 (UTC)
huaaaaagh: <user name=fontech> (i can smell it from here...)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's my favourite kind of gear. Armor never suited me at all.

[He's doubtful that anything here would have legitimate stat boosts - and without a menu available, how would he even tell? - but comfortable new equipment of any kind can brighten one's day. Especially if it's as cool-looking as it is functional.

In other words, he is convinced.]
huaaaaagh: (yes hi i'm definitely listening!!)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't think it'll work on him, okay or he just hasn't thought of that]

I... am pretty sure I'd be useless at finding anything special.

[He glances around the store, brows furrowing. So many shoes. His head is already spinning.]

They all just look like regular shoes to me...
huaaaaagh: <user name=headset> (what? help? I can chop veggies...)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, I leave myself in your capable hands.

[SUCH TRUST]
huaaaaagh: (okay now you talk about something)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Er, thanks.

[yay, shopping

his favourite]
huaaaaagh: <user name=fontech> (chicken is tender but dry)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
I guess we could look, but it would be weird for me to wear anything really flashy.

[Also, he would feel the burning stare of Asuna all the way from Earth if he put on anything too ridiculous.

BUT]


Wouldn't it be crazy if the shoes with the best stats were something made for aliens with chicken-feet?
huaaaaagh: (did you know you can recreate soy in vr)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[.......cat shoes.

those are cat shoes.]


...Are the stats any good?

[He definitely has the priorities of a true MMORPGer.]
huaaaaagh: <user name=fontech> (i'm not being a child)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[cat shoes.

but stats.

but cat shoes.

but stats.]


......Right, then.

[He grabs a box of what looks more or less like his size. Fuck it, he's trying them on.]

Yura, your friend from home? She likes cats?
huaaaaagh: (unless I get lost in VR)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, yeah. I know a couple of cat girls who'd probably get a kick out of these, too.

[Honestly, he's kind of grateful they're not here to see this. But at least the boots themselves aren't, like, tiger-striped and fur-trimmed. Tacky gear with great stats are lessons in self-control. Back in SAO, when it was life or death, you always found people wandering around with dumb-looking armor combinations because it kept them alive. In other games, you could afford to be a little more vain.]

Wouldn't that be kind of like a human wearing shoes decorated with their own feet or something?
huaaaaagh: <user name=fontech> (that was not a cover-up)

[personal profile] huaaaaagh 2016-02-10 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there are plenty of humans who obsess over other humans in my world, so I can't really fault any other species for doing the same thing.

[He finally gets both shoes on, standing up and taking an experimental lap around the display.]

This ought to be a quest. "Find the most absurd kind of shoe in this store". How about the high-stat chicken feet with a human pattern on the bottom?

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